Please note: This page is meant to be fun and approachable. Our real team are not cats. This is just a parody.
I'm Socks from Cash Kitty! I'm the newest member of the team here to ensure you receive all of the right information.
IM SOCKZ FRUM CASH KITTEH! IM TEH NEWEST MEMBR OV TEH TEAM HER 2 ENSURE U RECEIV ALL OV TEH RITE INFORMASHUN.
I'm Mia from Cash Kitty! I'll be your sales representative and will help you through your loan application.
IM MIA FRUM CASH KITTEH! ILL BE UR SALEZ REPRESENTATIV AN WILL HALP U GIT THRU UR LOAN APPLICASHUN.
Hi, it's Marshmallow from Cash Kitty! I manage all of the applications that we process.
HAY IZ MARSHMALLOW FRUM CASH KITTEH! I MANAGE ALL OV TEH APPLICASHUNS DAT WE PROCES.
Oh hey! I'm Tiddles from Cash Kitty! I'm here to help you solve your short term loan questions. Got a question? I'll answer them.
OH HAY! IM TIDDLEZ FRUM CASH KITTEH! IM HER 2 HALP U SOLVE UR SHORT TURM LOAN QUESHUNS. GOT QUESHUN? ILL ANZWR THEM.
Hi, I'm Sophie. I work at Cash Kitty and can help you with any questions you might have about the service.
OH HAI, IM SOFIE. I WERK AT CASH KITTEH AN CAN HALP U WIF ANY QUESHUNS U MITE HAS BOUT TEH SERVICE.
Hello I'm Lucy, one of the customer reps. I'm ready to help you with anything Cash Kitty related.
Y HALO THAR IM LUCY, WAN OV TEH CUSTOMR REPS. IM READY 2 HALP U WIF ANYTHIN CASH KITTEH RELATD.
As part of the customer support team I can help you with any Cash Kitty questions you might have.
AS PART OV TEH CUSTOMR SUPPORT TEAM I CAN HALP U WIF ANY CASH KITTEH QUESHUNS U MITE HAS.
Hi there, my responsibilities include customer support so feel free to get in touch if there's anything you need. At Cash Kitty we are here to help.
OH HAI THAR, MAH RESPONSIBILITIEZ INCLUDE CUSTOMR SUPPORT SO FEELZ FREE 2 GIT IN TOUCH IF THARS ANYTHIN U NED. AT CASH KITTEH WE R HER 2 HALP.
|Hello||Y HALO THAR|
|Goodbye||K THX BAI|
|How are you?||HOWZ U|
|Where are you from?||WER R U FRUM|
|What's for tea?||WUTS 4 TEA|
|What time is it?||WUT TIEM IZ|
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